Curses! Foiled again!

What does it say about me that I got really involved in this story? I'm pretty sure The Onion intended this to be satirical and entertaining in a peering-down-your-ivy-league-liberal-arts-educated-nose kind of way. In me it inspired a sudden desire to limewire old episodes of Flash Gordon. I'm a sci fi GEEK. And Now For Some... Amusement After all the times you have thwarted me... After all the times my plans for world domination... Long live Prince Kazak! Yay for the Star of Freedom III! Cheers for cheesy vintage sci fi!